"Hey, I need you to sharpen thirty pencils," a specialist asks me. Okay, she doesn't ask, but that's the terms she'll use later when she explains the situation to the principal.
"Can't you sharpen them yourself. It's a simple hand crank."
"I'm not a fan of pencils," she explains.
"Well, I'm not a fan of binders, but I don't run to a binder geek every time I need to open one. I even take the time to keep all my papers in the school-mandated lesson binder."