100 SUPER-AMAZING WAYS TO USE PENCILS IN YOUR CLASSROOM

Somebody told me that if I want to be popular, productive and prone to alliteration, I need to make lists and post them on the pen pal networks.  So here goes my first list titled 100 SUPER-AMAZING WAYS TO USE PENCILS IN YOUR CLASSROOM. (Not sure why I had to add that in the body if it's in the title, but there it is)

1. Have students draw
2. Have students design buildings
3. Have students create maps
4. Have students solve algebraic expressions
5. Have students do geometery and other math stuff
6. Have students fill out worksheets and convince them that the goal is to complete a worksheet and to work hard rather than learn
7. Have students write poetry
8. Have students write letters to people in power who will have to hire a secretary who will pretend to care
9. Have students write persuasive essays
10. Have students write expository essays
11. Have students write functional texts
12. Have students write narratives
13. Have students make comic books in "gray scale" and then claim that it's a "graphic novel" so that it sounds more sophisticated 
14. Have students write a funeral dirge
15. Have students write dirty limericks and blame them on their peers

Okay, I'm out of ideas.  Maybe I'll just stick to telling stories.